[AW] london bridge is falling DOWN [relic contest]

[Rostislav]

I'm broken, lying helpless, shattered, surrounded by the world On the light breeze that carries the smell of salt also comes the voice of someone.. familiar. I stop in my tracks and turn my gaze toward the jokester that teases my appearance. A chuckle bubbles out at the sight of Reichenbach. The bay stallion trots toward me, clearly amused by my sandy look. I find I often provide amusement to... everyone, really. I bob my head in greeting to other stallion as I turn on my haunches and trot toward him, interest lighting my countenance. I stop when we are close away, being dramatic and sending sand spraying lightly around. "Reichenbach!" I glance over him to see he is well, and I notice the gold coins hanging from his mane are shimmering in the golden sunlight. "What -- " My tone is jovial, sarcastic. " -- are you trying to tell me this isn't my best cologne?!" Striped hooves take me dancing toward the sea. I submerge myself step by step until only my head is peeking out and, on a stormier day, the tide might have threatened to take me away. But today is peaceful, calm, with only the light breeze to mar - if you could call it that - an otherwise motionless day. My strong legs propel me back toward the beach, and I emerge washed of sand. "Now I'm handsome as fuck!" I chuckle and shake off some of the loose droplets of water, not realizing that I might accidentally coat Reichenbach as well. "When the ladies order a Sea Breeze they can ask for an extra shot of Rostislav!" I bark out a laugh, finding my alcohol joke funnier than it probably should be. Eh bite me, I'm hilarious! Haters gon' hate, eh? "." WC: 283 Tag: @Reichenbach Comments: sorry its crappyyyy

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